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Quotes by Deepbaazigar - VII


What a Game?

        'Gutter politics' at its best. Congress showed once again that they can always check-mate BJP in gutter politics. And BJP again proved that they are capable to sit in opposition only; wohi unki aukaat hai. What a game? Aisehi 60 saalse; Congress desh par raaj nahi kar rahi. Sushma Swaraj, Arun Jaitely etc. tried to prove that they were willing to bring strong Lokpal and don't wanted Congress to take entire credit of passing Lokpal. BJP wanted to prove that 'Congress' is not willing to bring strong Lokpal and wanted to gain sympathy of all Indians who have supported Anna Hazare in anti-corruption movement. So this is what we saw in Loksabha and Rajya Sabha. But truth is that neither ruling party nor opposition wanted Lokpall bill to pass; as it was like death warrants for all of them (corrupt politician). They just played blame game to prove people that they too wants to curb corruption in India.They feel that people of India are fool …



                          With dead insensitive souls everywhere,                            The world has become a biggest morgue                         Like nurses in hospitals don't get suffocated,                        So the fishermen working on the fishing dock 
                 A drunkard sleeping in the urine and sweats of his own                  Doesn't mind to fall in Gutter or platform or foothpath                        How can a butcher feel sorry for animals he kills?                  As he has practiced daily to cut them with no mercy in heart. 
                 No wonder we don't feel bad for the poverty around us,                    No wonder we don't feel sad for the swines among us;                 We don't feel sympathy for victims who get killed in violence;                       As we have extended more a level of our tolerance
                We have learned to ignore things which can shatter our heart;               To close our eyes and pr…

Ek Machchar ...

                           एक मच्छर 

एक मच्छर साला आदमी को हिजड़ा बना देता है 
                                   एक खटमल साला खून में जहर फैला देता है 

                                   चंद चुने हुए लोग कुर्सी क्या पा लेते है,
                                   साले अपने आप को खुदा मान लेते है 
                                   पर उनको खुदा बनाने वाला सोता है 
                                   क्युकी वोटिंग करनेको भी वो रोता है 
                                   साला एक मच्छर आदमी को हिजड़ा बना देता है 

                                   रोता है महंगाई के कारण,भ्रष्टाचार  को सहता है 
                                   जब बोलने की बारी हो तब भी चुप ही रहता है 
                                   रोज सरकार को कोसते रहता है 
                                   पर खुद की ताकत नहीं जानता है 
                                   क्या करे, साला एक मच्छर आदमी को हिजड़ा बना देता है 

                                    खुदके गुर्देमे दम नहीं पर दुसरो को भी कोसता है 
                                    जो लढ…



Ashwamedh Kalamanch's Memories of 2011

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Mallya's Christmas Song

Sing-Along a Christmas song;   Jingle bells ding dong dong
   Spend vacations in HongKong          Take Kingfisher flights for journey long          Eat plum cakes and be cuong              But don't forget to drink Kingfisher strong
- Deepbaazigar

Anant Chavan in 'Nakoshi'


Making of Nakoshi Part - 3

Promo of Nakoshi


        Short-film making is not a rocket science. Short films are like projects for media students to learn basics of film making. The process is real fun. Not only students of film line or mass media make short films, many amateur video makers make shorts.In last few years It has been seen that in every short-film festivals there are more than 300 entries.That itself shows that there are many such groups involved in short film making just because of the 'filmy kida' inside them. Professional short film maker spend Rs.1 - 1.5 lakhs in making short films while amateur groups do the same thing in 5-10K. College students spend even less than this as they have large groups and generally they get actors, directors, editors among them itself. To shoot with professional camera Rs.6K has to be spend per day as a camera rent;so many amateur short-film makers use digi-c…

Companies V/s Politicians


                           Companies are spending lot of money on their internet Marketing. The important part of their Sales promotion is Online Contests and Quiz. The trend is now decade old but it still works; as people like to win such contests and get those prizes without much efforts. To increase the number of participants in such contests or quiz, very easy questions are asked and the prizes are very attractive. Ohh no no, I am not discussing anything about MARKETING here (For that I have separate Blog on Marketing). I am sharing my experiences of winning ;)
                     Generally I don't participate in Online contests so often because I know that it's just a data collection method of marketers. But thanks to DND services and new rules by TRAI that I give my mobile numbers to such companies (by filling contest entry forms) without any hesitation. SPAM filter is useful to avoid their mails in your Inbox. So  no need to fear of Marketing c…



Sets you on fire !!


Runner up prize winning post
                                           Thank you Indiblogger and KFC  Many times in our life we come across people who think themselves as 'God'. They think that whatever they do is the only right thing and rest whole world is wrong. These people have so much arrogance and ego problem that they start behaving like Hitler. Trust me; I have been a target of such people thrice in my life. And every time I have gone through lot of mental pressure and disturbance. But in all the three situation my sharp mind and my fiery tongue helped me come out those sticky situations. In my life, I have took some most powerful people head on and yet survived miraculously. I could do that because, every time I  compared the level of risk we both had (me and my opponent) and came to conclusion that I don't have much to loose. People say if someone pushes you in the water,hold his/her legs tightly.But rather than pulling legs I believed in pulling …

Nakoshi - A Marathi short-film by Ashwamedh Kalamanch (Promo)


Love Triangle


Raison d'etre


Nana Patekar - A real student

Ok, I am writing it now only because may be till tomorrow I will be out of his magic, may be till tomorrow I will miss some points.No I don't want it to happen.So here I am writing about the magical evening of today. Today I attended our school's Golden Jubilee function. I have done my Schooling from Samarth Vidyalaya, Santacruz (East). This school started in Dadar first in 1962 and then moved to Santacruz few years later. Many students of Samarth are now well established in their field of work. But like 'Shardashram' school is known as Sachin Tendulkar's school; our school is known as Nana Patekar's school. 
         Nana Patekar studied in Murud-Janjira till 4th standard before coming to Mumbai. He was very notorious student and was not in good company there. So his parents send him to Mumbai at his Mausi's home;so as to give him a good future. But within a year his Mausi changed his school and sent him to Samarth Vidyalaya, Dadar. Nana says mockingly,'…

Making of 'Nakoshi' : Part - II

Making of 'Nakoshi' part - II

Ashwamedh Kalamanch's journey is slow but steady.With Nakoshi,we are first time trying to make some improvement in 'art direction' area of short-film making. The best part is we don't have any person directly/indirectly associated with film making field, but we dare to learn every aspect of short-film making by watching other's work and using some tutorials available on YouTube.We don't have any Godfather or any guide.We are the modern 'Eklavya' who learn maximum things out of curiosity.May it be Editing or may it be Camera Angles.            Nakoshi's shooting started on 11.11.11. Friday at Abhijeet Sakpal's house in Nalasopara. We reached to Nalasopara in the evening to shoot Nakoshi's birth scene. As per script we had showed that Nakoshi's father is a construction worker in Mumbai and he lives in one of the under construction building's terrace where he is working currently. He already has 3 dau…

Quotes by Deepbaazigar VI

Quotes by Deepbaazigar - 6

'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' series is basically compilation of some of my tweets on Twitter.
                       You can follow me @deepbaazigar on Twitter.

1) Entrepreneurs have humility on their faces all the time while employees face humiliation most of the time.

2) The craziest thing about MLM/Network Marketing business is people try to contact their friends sleeping in graves too; and reminds them of their friendship which they have remembered suddenly :p

3) Scarcity of resources makes my work more challenging; in turn encourage to think me more creatively.

4) I like to search/spot only two places on Google earth; one my residential place and second my office of Ashwamedh Kalamanch

5) Fight with AIDS and not with 'AIDS patients' just because they have AIDS.

6) Thank God, Salman Khan did Operation of his Face; otherwise he would have become Sly Stallone of Bollywood

7) Kapil Sibal should be send to BIG BOSS 5 to give some company to porn star Sunn…

Golden Jubilee year of Samarth Vidyalay

( Note : Actor Nana Patekar is a proud alumni of our school )

Making of 'Save Birds' - A short film by Ashwamedh Kalamanch

Ashwamedh Kalamanch team is working on Marathi short-film 'Nakoshi' based on 'Save Girl child' cause. We have almost finished the shooting and last schedule of short-film shooting is remaining.Earlier I decided to keep realistic sad ending of the short-film but after thinking for some days; I have decided to keep 'Happy Ending' to it so as to give some positive message.We do shooting on Sundays as all are working people. As usual last Saturday night I went to Virar so as to wake-up early morning on next day and empty the bed room to create set of Hospital there. As I entered the room and opened the door of my terrace I saw a little bird hopping on my terrace.            I have a terrace flat in Virar where we do all the shooting of Ashwamedh Kalamanch's projects (Short films and Webserial Hasya Jatra).The home remains closed for 5 days and so we keep all the windows and doors completely closed before leaving home. This little birdie may have entered house th…

Ashwamedh Kalamanch's short film - 'Save Birds'


Making of Nakoshi part - I


               14 th November 2011, on Children's day (बालदिन), there was this News on many News  Channels that 222 girls named Nakoshi/ Nakoshia/ Nakusha/ Nirasha were renamed by local health care department officers of Satara,Maharashtra in one social program. 'Nakoshi' means 'Unwanted' girl. It's really sad that in India thousands of girls are named as Nakoshi/Nakusha by their parents. Let me tell you; not only poor illiterate parents but also rich and well educated people do this thing. The reason is that they feel 'girls' are burden on them and a big liability.Poor people feel that girls will not become their support in their old age as they will go to their husband's home after marriage and hence they do not educate these girls. Mostly those who already have 2-3 girl-children name their next girl as Nakoshi/Nakusha. 
        Based on this News, I decided to make a Marathi short-film 'Nakoshi'. I devel…

Quotes by Deepbaazigar - V

Deepak Doddamani aka Deepbaazigar

 Quotes by Deepbaazigar - v

1) Be humble; and you'll see, the world will start respecting you for what 'you' are.

    2) Affair with famous person can make you famous only till you are seen with them;
           I wonder when will girls understand such simple thing? :p

    3) 'Humiliation' is an integral part of 'Selling'; but I can't take it while selling
        product/services which are not made/designed by me. 

    4) Marry the person who loves you; instead of person to whom you love.
        Wait for that person if you are lucky enough; else leave it to the destiny 

    'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' series is compilation of some of my Tweets on Twitter. 
                    You can follow me on Twitter @deepbaazigar

                         You may also like 'Quotes by Deepbaazigar - IV'

Still from 'Nakoshi'


Making of 'Save the Elephants'


My sister and her son Aditya, both returned from Kolhapur as her Diwali vacation got over on 11-11-11. Aditya's dad had bought him a big long truck toy which he showed me the same day. Girls play with dolls but boys love gadgets and automobiles.My nephews did loved speedy cars which run by pulling backwards and setting free. But for Aditya more than speed, size of the vehicle matters. So this truck has became his favorite toy now.The sound of alarm and the lights make it a special toy.Due to it's size, I decided to make a video using this toy.I am a big fan of Golmaal series and the car stunts in Golmaal are too good. Children love to make stories using their toys and crashing toy cars thrills them too.

      I decided to add an emotional angle to it. Children are sensitive and innocent. They do not have any fear,till we instill some. They find dinosaurs interesting and snakes beautiful. They do care for animals more than adults. I still rememb…

Jhunka Bhajji

Jhunka Bhajji : Accidental recipe 
(Warning: Never try this at home :P) 

     I love cooking. Being chemical technologist, I have really good experience of working in a chemistry lab and experiment with chemicals. I do same thing in Kitchen. YouTube is my source for inspiration for cooking. I usually try recipes by Manjula and of course Sanjeev Kapoor (Khana Khazana Channel on YouTube). But sometimes, those dishes turns into disaster. I usually don't like wastage of food,and hence try to modify it as I had habit of manipulations in readings in chemical labs ;) In very extreme case I feed that recipe to dustbin.I will share one of such recipe which I prepared accidently due to fiasco. 
What you need for it:  Besan - 50 gm Onion - 2 big Tomato - 1 medium  Green Chillies - 2/3 Cooking oil - 4-5 teaspoon Cumin seeds - 1 table spoon Mustard seeds - 1 table spoon Chilli Powder - 1 table spoon Turmeric power - 1 table spoon  Edible soda - 1 pinch Thin Poha - small quantity Some curry leaves and chopped…